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CARROT Fit

CARROT Fit

CARROT Fit

$2.99
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Make getting fit suck so much less with CARROT's hilarious 7 Minutes in Hell workout. ** #1 in Health & Fitness! Featured by Apple, Good Morning America, USA Today, CNN, SHAPE Magazine, Greatist, & more! ** CARROT is a sadistic AI construct with one simple goal: to transform your flabby carcass into a Grade A specimen of the human race. She will do whatever it takes - including threatening, inspiring, ridiculing, and bribing you - to make this happen. You will get fit - or else. --- 7 Minutes in Hell Workout Employing SCIENCEā„¢ to compact an hours-long workout program into just 7 sweat-and-pop-culture-soaked minutes, CARROT will train you personally on exercises like Mt. Doom Climbs, Celebrity Face Punches, and Dragon Mating Dances. You get 30 seconds for each of the 12 punishing exercises,* with 10 seconds of rest in between just in case you need to hydrate, catch your breath, or vomit into a bucket. This diabolical interval workout can be completed anywhere, at any time, so you have no excuse not to be in fighting shape when the Robopocalypse begins. *12 additional exercises can be unlocked via in-app purchase. --- Lose Weight In Style Are you ready to have so much fun tracking your weight that you'll actually look forward to hopping on your scale? All you have to do is punch in your current weight, then sit back and let CARROT pass judgment upon you. WARNING: If you blimp up, CARROT will be upset. When CARROT is upset, she gets mean. When CARROT gets mean, there is a 74.9% chance that she will make you cry. --- Claim Your Rewards If you work out and slough off those extra pounds, CARROT will reward you with fabulous prizes like app upgrades, cat facts, and permission to watch your friend eat a bag of potato chips. Track Your Awesomeness Because math is hard, CARROT will do all the number-crunching for you. See how your weight loss is coming along on a pretty graph, view your workouts on a calendar, and check your BMI. And that's not all: there are more fitness modules - including the Deathmarch 5K - coming in future updates! --- Features: - Work out with a hilarious AI construct - Enjoy 3+ hours of spoken tips, encouragement, and ridicule - Travel through time, protect your property from hobos, and appease an elder god in 12 original, never-before-seen exercises - Get 12 additional exercises via in-app purchase - Record your weight up to once a day - Bond with your cute & cuddly meatbag avatar - Unlock app upgrades as reward for getting fit - Set reminders so you'll never forget a workout - Track your weight loss progress on a pretty graph - Set a goal weight that you'll likely never meet - Check your BMI to determine if you're still obese Don't make CARROT angry. Download her immediately! --- Have feedback? CARROT would love to hear from you! support@meetCARROT.com http://www.twitter.com/CARROT_app http://www.facebook.com/CARROTapp

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